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• Came home the night of my birthday, entered the bathroom to remove my contacts, hit the light switch then quickly realized I had picked up a healthy helping of my roommates semen mixed with lube that he apparently missed during clean up time, FML!

  January 14, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• failed first quarter of ochem, have to wait till next year to continue the series. oh, and i have to change majors because of budget cuts! FML!

  December 16, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:32 pm on January 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Because of budget cuts…?

• Sometimes I wonder what my GPA would be like if I came to UCI instead of SD.
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  December 5, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Ferd 7:00 pm on December 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Probably not all that different? Ochem is ochem buddy this isnt SDSU its still hard.

  • Machiavelli 3:26 pm on January 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Incompetence follows.

• Roommate moaning in their sleep. I heard my name once. FML

  December 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Sold my soul for 4 years to Bio Sci. FML

  December 1, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • uc 2:22 pm on December 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    you mean u paid BS for extreme abuse

    • Haha 3:21 am on December 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      BA/BS – Bunch of Ass/BullShit
      MA/MS – more of the same
      PhD – Piled High and Deeper

• I was enjoying my chili cheese fries @ Berkeley Dog when I realized I just swallowed my tongue piercing -___- FML

  November 22, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I felt a fart coming on but when I tried to let it out, I ended up shitting my pants =(. FML.

  November 19, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Best friend transferred and she’s getting amazing grades. FML

  November 18, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m not in a frat so I have no party life. FML

  November 18, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Really Now? 1:56 pm on November 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Obviously a troll from those douchey “bros”.

    Bro:
    Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.

    Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as “bro” even though they are not related.
    I couldn’t go to sleep last night because some bros at the party next door kept screaming, “Whoooooo!!! YEAAHHHHH! Whooooooo!”

  • Aziz 6:03 pm on November 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    ^Come at me bro

• Today I bombed the quantitative portion of the GRE. Yay!! No grad school for me. FML

  November 17, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• If I don’t take 20 units every quarter till I graduate… I won’t. FML

  November 15, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:14 am on November 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    just take an extra quarter if you have to, everybody is doin it

• Was eating a sandwich in Aldrich Park and the ants beat me to it. My stomach will growl during the final. FML

  November 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Completed financial aid forms more than a month ago. Log into Visual Aid to see award currently being reviewed. Says, “Award should be available within the next ten days.” Fee deadlines are within the next seven. F. M. L.

  November 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got drenched in a sudden downpour and had to sit in class smelling like wet shit. FML.

  November 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This school just beat our school’s old dodgeball record. FML

  October 2, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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