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• I work at Pippin. FML

  January 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I met a girl in spop and we decided to start dating. During the weekend I went back for a wedding and saw her there. Turns out we are related …FML.

  January 26, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • asian 12:38 pm on January 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    all asians are related.

  • Lazy-manz 8:56 pm on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Lol sucks to be you. Just not meant to be

  • Anonymous 8:16 pm on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    so glad I’m not asian

• Today, I accidentally swallowed my Listerine like a shot. FML.

  January 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • sucks for you 8:36 pm on June 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hey this fml is also on UCR fmls, dude i think i spend too much time reading fmls

• My sister and I both go to UCI and we went to a party last night and got smashed. This morning I woke up with no clothes on to find my sister naked, and spooning me in bed. FML

  January 17, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 10:49 am on January 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    eww

  • Anonymous 6:52 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Awkward Turtle Moment EVER

  • liar liar 10:30 am on August 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    pants on fire

• Asian Girls and White Guy Couples. FML

  January 14, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • =D 9:45 pm on January 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Seriously. Let’s start making some Asian Guys and White Girl couples.

  • Anonymous 6:51 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Asian guys grow some fucking balls, my girl friend is white and I’m a chinese dude.

  • Anonymous 11:23 am on July 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    seriously aint that difficult; its not like the universe is against you asian guys; man up and go for it already

• I try leaving the Langson Library at night but get surrounded by Jedi Masters. FML.

  February 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:19 am on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ok that’s fucking awesome O_o;….

  • Anonymous 8:44 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl yea i know what you mean, we also have medieval warriors near RH during weekends

• I got a DUI riding a bike. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 12:36 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • anon 1:10 am on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    were you swerving? how does that happen? hahahaha

• Today I was walking through Aldrich Park and a guy came up to me and said my bag was pulling up my dress. I felt my behind and realized half my ass was showing. FML

  February 1, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 5:12 pm on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Today I was walking through Aldrich Park and a girls dress was pulling and showing her ass. LOVE MY LIFE

  • anonymous 8:32 pm on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m sorry to hear that but its love my life for the guys lol

  • wow 9:14 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Same ass, different stories.

• Random boners. FML

  January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• An entire tree branch fell on me while walking across Aldrich Park. The only help I got was the girl screaming “aaah!” about 3 seconds beforehand. FML

  January 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Let’s just say basketball shorts and erections do not go well together. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • CattyGirl 3:16 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    should have thought of that before leaving the house…i personally think they go REALLY well together

• Every day i wake up to the sound of my roomate jacking off. FML.

  January 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I go to UCI and I’m white. FML.

  January 16, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment

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  • hfghfghfgh 9:03 pm on January 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    fffff. dont youlike the yellow meat? I loves them asian girls hehehe

    • yellowfever 9:35 pm on January 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      I’m white, too! Asian guys are super hot. I love this school.

  • Anon 9:15 pm on January 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I know exactly how you feel. WHITE KIDS AT UCI, UNITE!

  • blehh 3:58 pm on January 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yaa.. sometimes i feel left out and alone…

  • the only white girl 9:35 pm on January 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i know exactly how u feel. effin sux. too bad we cant form a white club cuz then we’d be known as the KKK

  • hey 4:45 pm on January 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    just start a co-ed frat: kappa kappa kappa

• I live with my parents. And no one has touched my wiener except me. FML.

  January 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The naked man on campus got a hard on when I walked past him. I’m male. FML.

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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