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• Was eating a sandwich in Aldrich Park and the ants beat me to it. My stomach will growl during the final. FML

  November 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Completed financial aid forms more than a month ago. Log into Visual Aid to see award currently being reviewed. Says, “Award should be available within the next ten days.” Fee deadlines are within the next seven. F. M. L.

  November 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got drenched in a sudden downpour and had to sit in class smelling like wet shit. FML.

  November 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This school just beat our school’s old dodgeball record. FML

  October 2, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Teachers who whispers FML

  September 10, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Your Teacher 11:36 am on November 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Students with poor grammar.

• Got fined 25 dollars from housing for pissing in a bush until it turned yellow. FML

  September 10, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• UCI got rid of the Newport shuttle route for 2011 2012. Sucks for you. FML.

  August 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m on UCI FML. FML

  August 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• thinking about going to UCI for grad school. FML

  August 8, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • realitycheck 1:49 am on August 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    UCI has one of the best grad programs dumbass!! that’s not an FML moment.

    • realitycheck is dumb! 5:43 pm on November 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      This site is UCI FML!! Hence while you are at UCI, you will have a lot of FML moments!! Before calling someone names, think how this person is just trying to make a FML joke! You should be banned for not having a sense of humor!!
      I guess there are so many of you boring people at UCI. FML

• reading these FMLs always make we want to jump back on the tetris bandwagon. FML.

  August 8, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• UCI Medical Center problems even after calling them 3x. They refuse to acknowledge that I canceled my appointment. So now only do I have to pay $40, but probably a late fee. FML.

  August 2, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 10:08 am on August 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    they do that every time… bullshit if you ask me.

• masturbating on a friday night. FML

  July 29, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Machiavelli 3:30 pm on January 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Reading post from random dude who for whatever reason decided to publicly announce his masturbation plans on a Friday evening, FML!

• The school is as dead as its FML page. FML

  July 29, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Summer school!!! FML.

  June 25, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Who cares 3:07 pm on June 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Shut up Nerd

• If I don’t get an A on my final I’m not graduating this quarter. FML

  June 8, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +29 / -2