Loading ...I’m an incoming freshman and I’m already tired of all the freshman FML’s.
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my new roommate is better looking then me, way cooler, has more friends, and is the person i wish i could be, the only thing i have on him is that my GPA is almost twice as large as his, i would trade my GPA for his life. FML
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Anonymous
+1 for your low self-esteem.
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Grammar Patrol
Use “than” instead of “then”.
Judging by your writing, your GPA must be 2.0 and your roommate’s would be around 1.2.-
Idiot Patrol
pft, who the fuck cares about grammer on a fml site?! get a fucking life… (oooo look, no capital letters at the beginnnning of sentences!!
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Anonymous
than kan we atleest car aboat speling?
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Owned Patrol
OWNED! lol
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Roommate was fast asleep, then she just woke up and threw up on her bed. It’s red and chunky and it smells!! She’s asleep again. FML
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Failed both my exams…FML
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I just got dumped because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML.
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Nuke
Sharing is Caring
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spongebob?
it could be fun
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V
It happens…
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Theres a girl who sits next to me in class every lecture. We talk to each other, but i dont have balls to ask her out. FML.
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Anonymous
just ask her if she wants to go eat after or something while you guys walk out of lecture. ez
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meow
i agree!! people get hungry lol hope you at least got her # before session ended! or ask for a study session
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arrogant prick
coward. you don’t deserve her.
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Anonymous
you don’t deserve to live
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Anonymous
You’re already not dating her. Go talk to her, you don’t have anything lose.
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Physics. . . . FML
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i cant even get an A at a community college FML.
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arrogant prick
maybe you should re-consider a higher education. college isn’t for everyone.
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Poop Loops
It’s true. My sister tried for two years to find a major she would like while struggling with classes. She’s getting her AA degree and then starting beauty/hair styling/whatever school in two days instead. College isn’t for everyone and there are plenty of good professions out there that don’t require a degree from a university.
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I’m getting kicked out of UCI. Why is it hard to get a B in fuckin chem. FML.
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bullshit
i know wtf you mean
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Anonymous
ha wtf me too
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Anonymous
maybe you guys need to spend more time hittin the book over checkin ucifml
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Fuck nerds
fuck you nigga not everyone is a book nerd
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arrogant prick
just because you got accepted into UCI (aka rejects from UCLA, SD, and Berkeley) doesn’t necessarily mean you aren’t completely retarded
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Anon
I feel sorry for you
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I had a lady named cookie tell me that I lost $15,000 in financial aid because she didn’t find the paperwork i actually sent in…did they think having a lady named cookie would ease the pain…FML.
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Anonymous
Why didn’t you check to make sure they got it before the deadline?
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Anonymous
I actually sent it all. It’s in appeal. I have fax logs to prove it all. So it really wasn’t my bad bbut after hearing it I thought I didnt…hence fml
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I go to UCI…and I can’t transfer now. FML.
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arrogant prick
what a fucktard. who told you come to UCI anyway? go back to community college.
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I turned down a full scholarship to Berkeley to be surrounded by a bunch of fucking idiots who like to complain about everything. FML.
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bunch
whos the fucking idiot complaining now?
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Fail
apparantly ur the idiot for turning that down
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Anonymous
you must be one fucking idiot to think that there exists a place where no one complains about everything….
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Anonymous
well then leave bitch
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Golden Bear
At least you’re surrounded by beautiful Asian chicks there.
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Tritoner
UCSD has this problem, but probably not to the same degree as Cal…
OP, just be happy where you are and try to make the best of it.
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Anonymous
and now you’re one of the “fucking idiots’ that complain about everything.
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anon
haha damn these are harsh comments. no worries OP not everyone here at uci is an asshole. i feel you and i wish i went to cal. good luck with things here
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Anonymous
stfu
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Anonymous
amen to that!
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I have no balls. FML
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and why is that?
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anonMD
if you’re a girl, thats normal.
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NO Shit
You never had any ball to begin with.
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Chubby Asian Boy
Well are you a girl? That not a bad thing then.
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Anon
you people are all nerds.
@ OP I feel for you bro. Good luck with that and I hope we can both “figure it out” before we graduate.
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my RA is a slut, she spread herpes to hella people in our hall. FML
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really?
who??
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Anonymous
you said hella. i hope you get herpes
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Anonymous
was she hot at least?
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Anonymous
Attend to your own before she attends to your bone. Rubber up freshmen.
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Jealous much?
sounds like she had sex with the guy you wanted and know your spreading rumors.
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Anonymous
RA? isnt dorm over?
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my ps3 broke. . . FML
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Chubby Asian Boy
No one seems to care….
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Anonymous
ROFL. look at the likes! i think other wise. Its 16 days an counting. . . . (i didnt post this up right away. i was busy mourning.) lol
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Anonymous 12:05 pm on August 3, 2010 Permalink |
you arent cool so stfu
Anonymous 1:25 pm on August 7, 2010 Permalink |
don’t you mean “freshmen” (plural)
fail.