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  • When everyone does chem prelab at the last possible hour and turns in the same answer because they’re all from Yahoo answers or JISKHA. FML.

    June 6, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +28 / -0

     
  • Math 2B Common Final. FML.

    June 6, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -4

     
    • Anonymous 12:14 am on June 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      was easy….

    • fml 12:28 am on June 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      for some reason i didn’t expect it to be cumulative :/ fMYlife.

  • Three finals on Monday and I’m wasting time reading FMLs. FML.

    June 6, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -2

     
  • most boring fmls I’ve ever read. FML.

    June 4, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +31 / -3

     
    • Guy with no life. 12:08 am on June 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      You’re right! My life is boring thanks to these lame FMLs! FML.

  • Hafensteiner is hot… but he’s married. FML.

    June 4, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -5

     
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    June 1, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -0

     
  • if i didn’t take out the trash for my roommate, we’d be living in a dump with flies and maggots crawling everywhere. FML.

    May 26, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 8:19 pm on June 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      try not washing their dishes for a week or so, or not running the dishwasher every week…

      • kyle 1:47 am on June 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        hey that’s a great idea, while your at it you should also try not flushing the toilet for a week

  • my roommate is making me color posters. FML.

    May 25, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -0

     
    • if33lu 8:20 pm on June 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      try not washing their dishes for a week or so, or not running the dishwasher every week…

  • Fat girls wearing short shorts should be illegal. FML

    May 18, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +48 / -22

     
    • Trolololol 2:28 am on May 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      11 people reading this were fat girls wearing short shorts.

      • Trollmeister 8:18 pm on June 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        18 people that disliked this were fat girls wearing short shorts.

        • ROFL! 12:02 am on June 5, 2011 Permalink

          ^Make that 19 Fat girls.

  • My hot date on a Friday night is my Chemistry book. FML

    May 18, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +29 / -5

     
    • Machiavelli 3:32 pm on January 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Either would, you’d still be using your hand. So pretty much, yeah, FYL!

  • Forgot to do my Chem lab webwork. 0/20 points. -_- FML.

    May 18, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -4

     
    • FFFFFFFFFFFF 9:37 pm on June 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Ugh… and now I just learned that had I completed that assignment, I would’ve gotten an A- in the class. -____- So, so stupid.

  • I WANT TO WORK OUT, writing 39c and math 2b is holding me back FML

    May 18, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -6

     
    • Anonymous 11:45 am on May 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      math 2b’s nothing -.-;; suck it up

    • jelly 7:30 pm on May 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      judging by your grammar, i’d say you should spend more time with the whole “writing 39c” deal.

      • Anonymous 5:55 am on July 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        judging by your condescending attitude, i’d say you’re a fun person to be around.

  • Damn UCI moderator! Why cant you ease up on the censorship? Our FMLs are boring as hell. FML

    May 18, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +60 / -3

     
    • UCSDstudent 9:32 pm on May 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      haha sucks for you guys. this is why UCSD has the best one XD

    • Asshole 11:41 am on July 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Douche moderator!

  • Parking at UCI. FML

    May 12, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +21 / -3

     
    • Disgruntled Resident 10:46 pm on May 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Damn Parking NAZIs too! If you are a citation “officer”, be very ashamed of yourself for ruining the lives of so many people!

      • well... 4:57 pm on May 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        did you pay for a parking permit?

        • Seriously, are you really gonna defend Parking and Transportation with student fee hikes and not getting any good service out of it? 12:01 am on November 26, 2011 Permalink

          Why yes I did. I understand it’s necessary for such a fee, but to be so anal and give a ticket for being 2 minutes late, going into my car and driving off while the douche ticket “officer” writes the ticket and yells “I’ve got your licence plates!” – that’s just insane. Give me a break!

  • Mesa Commons manager caught me leaving with more than one piece of fruit. He made me give return everything and lectured me about the take-out policies… FML.

    May 12, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +27 / -0

     
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